I’ll take “Things Your Attorney Doesn’t Want You To Put In Writing” for $1,000,000.
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At the sentencing phase, they need to introduce this spew as evidence of “shows no remorse” so he can get the maximum.
I’m going to buy all the candy I like and eat it all myself. There. Halloween done and dusted.
There is, it’s called being a cop.
Ugh, that shit just keeps mutating like a virus. Can’t redline or have racist covenants anymore so put out Ol’ Reliable “But Think Of The Children!”
I HATE the time crunches that are always on those shows! You shouldn’t be rushing to create a house! I hope on most shows it’s just manufactured for the audience but honestly, no, don’t ask that guy to hammer stuff for 21 hours straight and switch the layout at the last minute and expect it not to be a black mark on…
Heresay: I have some friends who were volunteers on an Extreme Makeover project. They said Mr. Pennington was more interested in spending time in his luxury RV with makeover groupies (???!!!) than actually doing anything.
If I were you, I would go to Costco and buy the king sized candy bars for any kids who came by your house because fuck your racist HOA. They will get big ol honkin’ candy bars from you if they hoof it out there!
Yeah, I was surprised to see so many stories from parents of 2 year olds. It’s like, anything you do to celebrate Halloween is for YOU and the ‘gram. Your kid won’t remember it, just stay in your damn house!
I have a friend whose HOA did something similar. They always select a date around Halloween (a Thursday or Friday night for example) to have the neighborhood kids trick-or-treat. Then on actual Halloween, they can turn their lights of so they don’t worry about giving candy to people that come into their neighbor hood.
In my old neighborhood, the racist HOA and Facebook page were always concerned with “lost children” (the Black children from the apartment complexes up the street) in our neighborhood doing terrible things like bike riding and playing on the communal playground.
Am I the only one thinking that neighborhoods could find a way to make trick or treating okay? Families leave candy on their porches. Maybe kids still ring the bell and the homeowner comes up and waves through the front door window if they have one. Kids go with just their families, not big groups of friends, and my…
Halloween to me is like little kids at Disneyland. Younger than 7 they probably will have zero memory of it happening. 7-12 is the sweet spot of trick or treating, but I'd find alternative activities for them, like decorating, baking, and scary movies.
In contrast to the Greatest Generation, I’m starting to think we’re the Weakest Generation. This maybe verges on “Old Man Yells at Cloud” territory, but, c’mon, people, you can’t sacrifice going out to a restaurant?!? Where did all that plucky can-do spirit from the early days of the pandemic go? There’s self-care and…
If you go out to eat at a restaurant, you’re being a selfish asshole, which I’m fairly certain goes against etiquette, so stop doing that.
Right. Cryo storage.
At this point someone has to be a fucking moron to go out to eat when numbers are shooting up all over the place. Europe as a whole just said fuck it and lets live our best lives, and now they are seeing infections rates higher than ever before. Between cooking and takeout just suck it the fuck up and don’t eat at a…
They put her into cryogenic storage until restaurants can open back up safely.