Came for Hocus Pocus, left disappointed.

Didn’t you know, black women can only ever be sassy nurses. /sarcasm

Let’s find out.
ah—-one.
Two!!!!
Three.

Three.

I think you meant “Set it Up,” 2018's cutest rom-com, not “Set it Off,” a 1996 movie with Jada Pinkett-Smith, Vivica Fox, and Queen Latifah.

Now I want Eliza Dushku to have a role on this show (in honor of her character Faith, who was “not exactly the cover girl for Sanity Fair”).

He should at least have some on the musical episode.

And Camp’s always had a wandering eye. Archaeology, Astronomy, Band, Biology, Business, Chemistry, Chess, Computer, Debate, Fat, Foreign Language, Gifted, Geology, Math, Robotics, Science...Camp’s racked up a bunch of notches on the bedpost.

But how much does it cost and how can we prove it was Proctor’s house? Maybe we can set it on fire and if it doesn’t burn, it’s not his house, but if it burns to the ground, then it was.

I mean, I made a bit player from 7th Heaven pose for a photo with me at a bakery. Some of us are just sadder in the evenings and we watch a lot of TV. 

It’s a boy dog. Dogs are boys, cats are girls. It’s science.

No worries.

Tangential: I walk 6 blocks once a month to pay my mortgage in person because at the downtown branch, there is a teller who looks like Michael B. Jordan’s younger, slimmer cousin. He has this incredible smile and always some very nice chit-chat that is perfectly timed to the length of our interaction. One time, he…

Get help.

It’s weird you’re trying to convince us that dolphins are better swimmers than people.

Look, I’m not a fan of comic book movies, and I’m a film snob, and hell, just look at my name and avatar, but even I rolled my eyes a bit when Hawke invoked Bergman and Bresson.

I read her response first, and then was really baffled when I actually read what Smith said. Sheesh....I love Mills but....

I don’t like Roman Polanski or Johnny Depp, but still somehow really enjoyed The Ninth Gate*

I’m under 40 and I know who Stephanie Mills is. Black R&B artists never get the recognition they deserve. I don’t expect anyone on  this board to know her.

Tale as old as time

Perhaps it’d be easier [for Meghan], if I was dead