I had a dream last night about Taylor Swift. She was a terrible person.

Obligatory:

In Britney’s defense, it’s hard to remember faces as distinctly unique as Taylor's

If not, he can be in mine.

This has gone from a series of jokes to a series I would watch.

The streets are safe...but your secrets aren’t.

Would see.

“It’s Bruce, Jennifer.”

So... how is Kara taking this?

The whole thing is rapid 180s. J LO TURNS 47! BUT ELLEN HAS THE TRUTH ABOUT AGING IN HOLLYWOOD! PRINCE GEORGE IS 3!!! BUT THIS GUY KILLED HIS SON! SHOVE SOME OLYMPICS IN THERE!

Why do the Warner 'brothers' (and possibly the Warner 'sister') 'HATE' 'LOVE'???

It’s a really dark dartboard.

under control.

But will the memes/gifs be as good?

This has been, hands down, the best celebrity scandal since Solange kicked Jaz-Z.

You tried.

1. He is racist.

Wolf-man boning and lady on lady action. The Victorians didn’t actually think this would discourage women from running off with swarthy, foreign vampires, right?

With the right wolf-man, it seems like it could be a lovely experience.

Ooh, I wanna dress up like Lucy.