Kanye is a disaster of a human but I find Taylor Swift annoying. Her convenient feminism that only applies to her when her feelings get hurt and her “protect me” because I’m a little girl thing and that’s why you shouldn’t make fun of her fragile feelings is insufferable.

Nothing emasculating about love. But it must be a little embarrassing to pout about the existence of gay movie characters like a tiny princeling who’s wet his nappy.

It was a joke.

You know Paul Newman wanted Dustin Hoffman’s roll in The Gradute. But the producers thought he was too handsome. So they asked him “Paul have you ever struck out with a girl?” and Paul said “What do you mean strike out?”

Babar was never second choice, tho.

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

I’d like to take a moment to thank Beyonce for getting the world interested in lobsters once again.

It’s funny how Ben Stiller’s wife was in A Very Brady Sequel, which was literally the greatest sequel ever made (including the Godfather 2) except maybe Sister Act 2 and Addams Family Values. You’d think she’d be able to teach him a thing.

lol no. I actually can’t stand her, or anything about her.

Not a clue, but a guess: K has no respect for any women, so he sees Cosby as a man betrayed by women, none of whom can be trusted and all of whom are out for what they can get. He would not believe Cosby guilty if 500 women came forward. They’re only women, after all.

Europeans make fun of us because everyone in America says “love you” after hanging up the telephone.

Ummmm, there’s only about 2% of all things on the internet that *don’t* turn into a blue/gold dress situation.

We all have opinions. Mine is that I don’t care about your wrong opinion.

In The Simpsons Tapped Out game, Sanjay is the one with the “Party like it’s on sale for $19.99" task.

If I change my name to Lancome most of them will be personalized.

With all due respect to Aretha Franklin, she did not sing Nessun Dorma better than Pavarotti.

“Don’t call me Shirley” ;)

Beyonce lives in your heart as long as you believe in Her.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.