i’m pretty sure my bf would leave me for juliana margulies, and i would be 100 percent ok with that.

I’m already busy tweeting at Nathan Fillion

that’s all I’ve got

Off topic....

This strikes me as putting the cart before the horse.

I saw on Twitter someone posted (paraphrased), “saying ‘save the rainforests’ doesn’t automatically mean ‘fuck all other forests,’” which I appreciated as an analogy for all this “all lives matter” nonsense.

Anyone watching Darren Star’s show on TV Land? Younger is super adorable and I love it!

I guess I shouldn’t hate Jennifer Lawrence personally (because really - who’s going to turn down a sweet gig) but I am so over her playing 40-year-old characters with 40-year-old costar love interests. It bothers me in a very visceral way.

“Why Is This Movie” has to be a regular feature please. PLEASE. PLEASE BOBBY PLEASE.

Watching parents age and die isn’t easy at any age. Having parents who love each other, and you, is far more important.

I was biting Prince lyrics instead...I read that as “lick-tease” at first.

He put the “cad” in caduceus.

You shut your mouth. Garlic in everything.

It’s art. It’s GOOD art. It’s not meant to be understood.

I skimmed through your other article about him, your writing had me loling a few times. What I’m trying to say here, is write some more things, please.

He’s got that level of douchebag that would make him suit the name Chad. Only a few people get there. It’s like ultimate douchebag. And it's not really something I can put my finger on. He's just one of those. For no particular reason. I just look at his face and think Chad.

I thought she was good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes, so adorable.

Just for funsies, a few anagrams of “Piers Morgan”.