I won’t because I saw it in December and my family got lesser Christmas gifts because of it.

Thank you Josh for coining “Rat Rat”

Oscar wins aren’t singular events. They’re political and rely far too much on career consideration.

The Full Freddie.

a rare medical condition called “auto-brewery syndrome,” in which the woman’s digestive system converts common food carbohydrates into alcohol.

Why is it exactly that we make fun of Celine Dion? Did she do something laughable beyond being a famous French Canadian with a distinct singing voice? I honestly don’t get it.

Mock away, but I love Céline. She’s always entertaining. I also met her a few times when I was little and she couldn’t have been sweeter. Céline fan 4 life bitches!

I love that people have been turning that first picture into works of art:

I crown you Best Pop Culture Referrer of the day.

is that from Jem and the Holograms!!!!????

Stockard Chaninng Tatum O'Neil?

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

DICK MONSTERS

I really don’t have time for this right now, Madeleine.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

Piers Morgan is the karmic price the US had to pay for John Oliver.

“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”