I inspected it four times, and did not see either Towel Dick or Milky Dick.

Someone please rescue this kitten.

You heard me - Brandy’s Cinderella

I don’t think the suspension will go over well at home, though.

As much as I hate Puffy, I will always love Puffy. He really doesn’t get enough credit for all that he’s accomplished. Many people ignorantly call him “just a bad rapper” without understanding the width and breadth of who he truly is in the music industry. I do wish he would stop neglecting artists on his label though.

I imagine his internal dialouge as something like “touch him, just touch him, oh please give me a reason, any goddamn reason, I just want to hit you so bad, not gonna get fired over your ass, just give a reason.”

Okay, so the usher has apparently been living under a rock for decades since he was unaware that women reporters have been allowed in locker rooms for decades. However, I’m really not impressed with the ageism tweeted out by a couple of the reporters either. I guess these reporters have never encountered sexism from a…

Oh my God Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re grey.

I’ve never seen any of the Kardashian shows (I think I saw a sneaker ad with Kim and Kris once?), so I have no personal stake in the War of Kardashian Independence. But I will confess this: the deep, bubbling, effervescent joy I feel when watching people LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS about this family is profound. It’s…

Becky sounds like a real Glasshole.

Why does this picture look like it is some remake of Newsies ?

I’m gonna argue you on this one.

I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF

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For fuck’s sake. The only time this “parenting technique” will work is if the kid dies. So congratulations. He’ll never drink again.

I agree with you on the part where we need to stop going way overboard on people that do not articulate their position particularly well, or that seem to be on the right track, but have blind spots or biases that they would do well to learn and grow from. That’s more productive and more human.