It’s also said that she was used to “entertain” foreign investors, and that after she married Ronnie was totally jealous of Jane Wyman.

I love celebrity gossip, and it’s said that in her day Nancy Reagan gave “the best head in Hollywood.”

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least

“Josh is not my brother. You were barely married to his mother and that was 5 years ago.”

That was my highbrow joke. My lowbrow one was: Forest of Dean? more like forest of peen amirite ;]

Reese Witherspoon as Cher?? Sarah Michelle Gellar as Cher?!?

Dolphinately plausible.

Shady shade indeed. I’m not Iggy(Thank Jeebuz), but even Im thinking about this tweet HARD. It’s like I’m getting second-hand shade.

The angriest bottom: a fable

Wait until he finds out who owns ABC.

Everything about the sentence “I’ve written the, what they call the book and it’s a jukebox musical” chills me to the bones. And I don’t even have an emotional attachment to the Clueless movie.

Hag’s! York’s hottest club!

Ugh, I know. The music that plays at my gym is the worst.

I present to you.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Are you Deer God? It’s me, Margaret.