“Only she knew this show should disappear...”

He sounds like the victim of yet another Zionist conspiracy.

Josh Groban seems p cool.

I'm a whore right now :D

Girl, Shia especially. (And why, yes, I do hate myself. Thanks!)

Hey! You take it easy! (Hook stan here.)

Is it weird, then, that, at some point or another during their lives, I would have slept with everyone on that list? That's weird, right? Weird and wrong?

My. God. It. Drives. Me. Insane. It reminds me of "poot."
To say nothing of the fact that I heard an interview with him, and he’s the humblebraggiest little thot this side of Jenna Maroney. (He literally used Jenna’s humblebrag example line about not liking to watch singing competitions because it aggravates his…

Ooh, ooh, ooh! We sure take turns captioning it! Mine will be, "Dafuq?!"

If I was your girl, oh, the things I’d do to you...

Has he read that I have an open mouth?

Hahahaha! Slay, hunty!

To me, it’s very reminiscent of “beautiful gowns,” which... Taylor, girl, maybe God's tryin' to tell you somethin'.

I think we all need the rest of this outfit.

Eh. Immolation means nothing in Ryan’s world. (Nor do narrative coherence or character consistency, but...)

“As is poetic justice...”

Girl, you ain’t never lied...

Oh. Okay, Shia. Okay. I’ll just be...

Eh, she’ll be alright.
(And, yes, while I do say that about everyone— up to and including Ophelia— in this instance, it’s accurate ;-) ).