I’ll take it! You can never have enough tiaras!

It is indeed! It's showtime, Synergy!

Ugh. Fine.

Hahahahaha! Yaaas!

I can in here specifically for this. :D

Very solid work.

Or beautiful nightmares!

Please tell me it was Foxxy Brown. Even if it's not true, just tell me that...

Yeah, as a gay dude, he had me at “Mormon Missionary."

Please. I’ve been schemin’ on dat ass since “Nip/Tuck.” I mean...

A few years ago, I dreamed that I was at the mall with a friend— one who only existed in this dream. As we were walking past the pretzel place, she turned to me to ask, “Hey, don’t you want to go in Claire’s?” I am a black man in my (at the time) late-20s: I do not have a single piece of business in Claire’s, however…

Ansel Elgort is not a good story.

Because you have somehow gained access to my most secret erotic fantasy?

It's okay. I had it comin'.

I'm sorry. You're right: that was way harsh, Tai. As penance, I am currently looking at Stephen Gammell's illustration for "The Dream," which is the one that terrified(fies) me the most. (If you don't remember it, I wouldn't Google.)

Me, too.

Y'all. Y'all! It was good!!! (Nobody's more surprised than I am.)

#sorry/notsorry, but going immediately from Shanice singing “Home” in The Wiz to Jennifer Aniston applying lotion to her alabaster skin has given me severe racial/cultural whiplash.