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Same for me! Boiled peanuts are my thing. My mom made them constantly, and she still lives in Georgia.

They come from the guy hanging off the back of the truck with the paint stick.

I generally use the flat end of a churchkey, or just the tip of a butter knife, to break the seal on a jar. Works every time.

Short a tension span, then?

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

I have an idea for how to fix Nissan: Autoplay ads on the infotainment screen.

Holy shit, a legitimate question for the Salty Waitress!

Yes, they are quite huge on their own but when there’s a lot of them parked in Bremerton, they absolutely loom over the coastline next to the base that the highway passes by going north up the west side of the Sound.

“Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually play Pac-Man, you’ll need to make peace with smartwatches if that’s a feature that’s important to you.”

And a battery that’s rated for years instead of hours.

Dear Casio, do this for the 53W and you have my money.

Dissent and rebelión will not be tollerated within the empire, they would rather destory whole star systems than listen to the people

YOU LEAVE ANN PERKINS ALONE!

He should buy a Deadspin. With the right kind of owner a Deadspin can take care of itself with no maintenance required!

This should have been posted on the new sub-site - Vroomcrash-opnik. All the G/O Media sites will now be broken down into tightly focused sub-sites so no one has to think about what content will be posted there. Jalopnik will be broken down into:
1. Tireopnik - Where the rubber meets the road

Yes, but apparently no one here likes math.

Reference Finders, Keepers v. Losers, Weepers

Last year, someone brought one to this fancy car show we have down here in St. Pete. It was one of the best cars there. All the kids were drooling over the La Ferrari, a P1, and a Veyron. But they didn’t know what they were missing over to the side, away from the fancy stuff. It was gorgeous. We sat and talked with