This always comes to mind in those occasions:

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

What is this newfangled snapchat mumbo jumbo you speak of?

*reads headline and immediately goes to see if I got free money*

Philosophically, this raises the question of “would this be any more or less impressive if he used a live model instead of a photograph, and if so, why?”

Y’know, I used to see piracy as a black-and-white issue (and I still feel that it is fundamentally wrong on a number of levels, as gaming is a leisure activity—really, a luxury—rather than a basic human need, and therefore shouldn’t be subject to the whole “Robin Hood” school of thought in terms of “stealing is okay,…

okay I have a crazy idea

Knights of the Round was so long if you use W Summon, its like...what? 4 Summons in a row?

FFXIV takes a lot of inspiration from other mediums for its music and quest design, no one seemed to really have a problem with that until now, then again this is propably the first time anyone has mentioned powerman 5000 in 10 years, and it might hurt their sales of 7 mp3s per year.

The current teams writing Joker and Harley have been pretty bad, and missing the point for years: their “relationship,” such as it is, is never over. That’s where the comedy and tragedy of it ring truest. And I don’t know who that is up there, but that isn’t the Joker. He’s some half-baked caricature of an abusive…

This guy is a class act. Admitting mistakes, providing real answers and encouraging refunds. If only AAA developers worked this way. Can you imagine if EA pulled the latest Sim City because it was broken and encouraged refunds?

Seriously Cawthon gets all of my praise for this.

You said it well enough yourself, fan of the series or not, Cawthon is a very human developer who at least gives a shit.

Cloud could totally pull this off. :<

Facebook’s Trending Topics ticker is the worst. It doesn’t even link to an actual article. Instead you usually get posts from a bunch of randos with poor grammar ranting about something that tangentially relates to the headline. That is not news, Facebook.

Hey... what are you guys doing?!

That’s what Cloud’s arms should look like.

Just off the top of my head the following things will be either removed entirely or altered if there is no world map:

Uh well i assume, it’l be wide open like FF15 is.

Its like there is no mystery left in things. The ending doesnt have to explain what happened to everybody it shows that you saved the world and thats all you need to know! When I first beat it and saw the “secret” ending and then the stars I thought it was so perfect. The planet recovered and all is well now. Good…

That would be sexist dont you know!