Not at all I’m just clownin

This is some delightful Kinja right here.

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

Grown men spending their money on what they want, holy crap! It’s an outrage! *facepalm*

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

I need more Scizor Sinanju.

Franchise fatigue.

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I don’t sleep. I am a productive person that makes money and pays taxes so that you can have your Obamaphone.

Whoa whoa whoa, wait. Who isn’t showering after the gym? WTF?

I have no doubt this tastes nothing at all like proper lox, and am kind of disgusted by the idea.

Great now my marina is going to be full of poors.

Where is the Epona turned mech?

Good luck in LA or SF starting your career. Assuming you like to eat and/or live indoors.

They could have saved themselves a bunch of money and bought Jalapnik from Gawker for pennies on the dollar at the fire sale when Denton and Gawker have to pay Hulk Hogan's penis its millions.

That cat has seen some shit.

Another obligatory "x game in Unreal Engine 4 - it looks better!” article right after another obligatory “x game in VR - it’s sooo cool you guys!”

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

Can I get a photo credit!? David Trawin. I took this in California