I hope Bill just kidnaps children with a button on the command center consul a la the Christmas Special they couldn't even get all the Rangers for.

Matchbox 20 certainly gets a lot of shit on this site, and in general. But I have to say that You or Someone Like You is a very emotionally personal CD for me. I know it front to back because of my Mom. I like to think we all have a few CD's like that.

Personal symbolism among other things.

Look at those Jojo poses go!

I hope The Awful Din is a intentional Phantom Tollbooth reference

I though that first major storyline had potential. You know, the one with Haku and Zabuza. But then I discovered the glory that was studio BONES.

I'm going to blind myself now. My middle school gateway garbage anime that I watched before I knew what decent anime was will not die. Believe it.

PORN IS HARD OKAY?!

Fuck, other direction. Eastern Band. I'm writing porn on the other screen and I word jumbled. Adam Sandler is not worth my full attention

I don't drink. I failed at being punk.

But before the litter on the highway joke.

Western Band Cherokee.

Yeah…I know. I just only have a set amount of tired defeated sighs per day and I'm stocking up for elections.

Sorry bro and/or ladybro

God, I don't think I've rage posted like this since I was in High School.

Apparently the major movie studios didn't wanna pay for Sandler's vacation this time so he took it to this generations straight-to-VHS. Suck my 9 inches of Native punk dick you unfunny ass. You can take your tired uneducated jokes with you and bounce on it. What, you couldn't fit a casino joke in?

Well then consider me educated. Everyday is a good day to learn.

I believe that's called "assault" over here in the US.

The Shakalabbits did a cover of this that was pretty fun

I said Brian Wilson myself