sagpofshaquilleoneal
The sentient and autonomous giant penis of Shaquille O'Neal
sagpofshaquilleoneal

I have a big problem with the headline for this article.

Will, you’re a hack! I can NOT believe that there was no reference to Alan Cummings career-defining turn as The Hole in Season 5 of Third Rock from the Sun. Do you have no professional standards? For shame!

Listen, I’m not the kind of guy to shit in anyone’s party mix. By which I mean that I’m not one to jack off into your mom’s potted plant. And I certainly wouldn’t fart during anyone’s soliloquy. But... forgot where I was going here....

The prospect of learning about Klingon culture and politics is interesting. I don’t care about the continuity of their new look, though I find it kind of ugly I suppose we’ll get used to it. The pandering nature of the albino is pretty pathetic but I suppose he will nut up once he takes a leadership role. My only

some people have natural aptitude, even without formal training.

I do, and downvoted this already.

Well, the one feature I like so far is that I can use my proper, entire, pre-pre Disqus username. Now people can see me for who I really am.