Definitely different strokes for different folks. I have lost about 75% of my overall hair density, most of which happened in the last two years—there’s several factors at play here but I attribute a lot of it to chronic underwashing. Not sure if mine is ever going to grow back in... My lack of overall routine during…

But now I want to know!

God, that’s so painfully true. A movie I feel is also indicative of adulthood is The Santa Clause - my sister and I rewatched that childhood fave as a then-law student and psychology student and were abso-fucking-lutely horrified at pretty much every aspect of that movie.

Oh no, I thought that was literally referring to Goya brand jam, and then I clicked...

Wait, what did Jeremy Irons do?

In addition to this garbage policy, that picture of Sessions is going to give me nightmares.

I have cloud paint in Dusk. I love the color and feel, but it is entirely possible to put WAY too much on. I may just be special, but I’ve found it difficult to apply the right amount of pressure to have a little bit come out but not squish out the whole tube, and that just gets more difficult the emptier the tube…

My complaint is gonna languish in the greys, but I forreal cannot believe y’all didn’t have a genie contender.

How was there never a djinn/genie type competitor?? Did I miss it?

My apologies for this very late reply! I user Kinja basically never and did not know how one was alerted to responses.

Someone close to me got shots #1 & #2 and had terrible health issues that they swore was due to the vaccination (plus I know Gardasil had some scare stories being spread around), which made me uneasy about it. I was a late sex-haver who was crazily well-informed on all sex topics aside from HPV so I never really…

May I ask why you had children of your own if you didn’t really like kids? I feel quite similarly/don’t feel like I possess a mothering gene, so I just thought, “Okay, I won’t have any.” (However, my partner really wants them and it’s been weighing on my mind lately, hence the curiosity)

But rayon and spandex! Won’t it be like a sauna in there?

Of course not, you fool, my least charitable angels snapped at me. No one’s thighs could be that strong and toned at the same time.

No “Malevolent Cracker Jack”!? My love for this term is so great I made a Kinja account just to advocate for its inclusion.