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why god - why is the weasel shiny?

And if he didn't, surely Kevin of all people would have known how to break down the situation into simple to understand words, shapes, and  colors.  Maybe a song about rimjobs to the tune of Ol Macdonald.

And if he didn't, surely Kevin of all people would have known how to break down the situation into simple to understand words, shapes, and  colors.  Maybe a song about rimjobs to the tune of Ol Macdonald.

Truly he could have had any child on the planet!

Truly he could have had any child on the planet!

Fun Fact:  The reason you only ever see Elmo from the waist up is because just below frame he is completely nude.  And has a monster dick.

Fun Fact:  The reason you only ever see Elmo from the waist up is because just below frame he is completely nude.  And has a monster dick.

I always though that Elmo's love of older black men was such a weirdly specific character trait - I guess it all makes sense now.

I always though that Elmo's love of older black men was such a weirdly specific character trait - I guess it all makes sense now.

That was a notable entry?  I'd hate to see the un-notable ones.  oof

That was a notable entry?  I'd hate to see the un-notable ones.  oof

Maroney?  I thought for sure she was going as Lolo Jones - considering they look exactly alike AND have the same last name (Although they're not related…or so they say)

Maroney?  I thought for sure she was going as Lolo Jones - considering they look exactly alike AND have the same last name (Although they're not related…or so they say)

Let us not forget the resounding thud of a cameo by Steve Colbert, the worst cold-open in recent memory, or the exceptionally clumsy Meredith callback ("Stop bagging my head Dwight!" - oh, yes, in an earlier episode you bagged her head.  har har.  But wait you netted her whole body and also…what the fuck?  A GIANT

Let us not forget the resounding thud of a cameo by Steve Colbert, the worst cold-open in recent memory, or the exceptionally clumsy Meredith callback ("Stop bagging my head Dwight!" - oh, yes, in an earlier episode you bagged her head.  har har.  But wait you netted her whole body and also…what the fuck?  A GIANT

And was it just me…or was the whole pill subplot a ham-fisted excuse to buzz market Dwight's new show ("the stress of taking care of the farm, cousins and ne'er do well siblings…next fall on thursdays 7/8 central").

And was it just me…or was the whole pill subplot a ham-fisted excuse to buzz market Dwight's new show ("the stress of taking care of the farm, cousins and ne'er do well siblings…next fall on thursdays 7/8 central").