The Center for Disease Control has stated it’s seeing more cases of the Zika virus transmitted sexually, so stop having sex with mosquitoes.

I’m not sure what’s more threatening to the millions of lives of Americans, the Zika virus or Donald Trump becoming president?

When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it’s Santa on the phone!

I fell asleep on the couch with my E-cigarette in my mouth and the next thing I know my whole house went up on the internet.