The Salt and Pepper Diner bit is my favorite standup thing of all time.

2 hours later my stomach is in knots and I'm sitting on the toilet. Do not recommend.

I just had one for lunch, solely because of this article. (And because I haven't had one in a year or so.) I wish it had any bread besides white bread, or was at least on toast, but other than that it's pretty fantastic.

I've eaten it.

That dude is not hunky enough.

That Trump appearance completely killed Jimmy Fallon for me. I've literally not watched a single thing he's done since, and have no desire to ever do so again.

That show would have been so much better without Marco Polo in it.

I really want a Shlocky Action/Horror Cinematic Universe.