2+2=5.

No longer do you have to pick one dystopia and be locked into that ecosystem for life.

I think that The Descent definitely falls into that category. There is pain, but it’s no more gory than Jaws or Alien. For a film it manages to convey a real sense of claustrophobia and tension.

Ti West’s films should be a fit.

The Witch, for sure

And it’s called A Rainy Day In New York? This sounds less like a Woody Allen movie and more of a parody of a Woody Allen movie.

It is bewildering to me when I end up on Megan Kelly’s side of anything. But I legitimately feel bad for her, and other women employed by Fox News, that they had to work in unsafe proximity to this abusive, sanctimonious creep (as well as the rest of them).

What kind of God lets Bill O’Reilly happen to good people?

In case anyone else needs to watch:

SS: Bobby was the one who was saying these lines, like, “Do you scare with pumpkins?” And David Pumpkins would be like, “Get a life!”

Any questions?

There exists a small insect monster which the game spawns underground in clusters during world creation, in the same way it places veins of coal or iron. It lives in innocuous-looking stone blocks, only emerging once you break that block. And then the rest of the hive crawls out of the goddamn walls. They’re not…

Minecraft really leans into that fear of the unknown the more you play it. I haven’t done anything complex—just wandered around, raised some chickens and fallen into the Nether a few times—but things really get buck wild. The first time an Enderman teleported into my house I jumped two feet in the air. And don’t get…

Yeah it’s a separate thing. I recommend reading it after La Belle Sauvage because you’ll see the way it links the two trilogies.

Trump’s support from the GOP is still in the 80s. They’re fine with all of his admissions of sexual assault, attacking military families, mocking veterans, pathetic deflections, humiliating behaviour, obvious lies and complete ignorance, apparently.

I hope the Goblin doesn’t realize how slow your Spider Sense has gotten, Spidey.

Any Republicans tired of being complete hypocrites can speak up any time now.

Everyone’s childhood is a lie. You only see your own point of view, so finding out other people have experiences that don’t revolve around that point of view is disturbing.

Hi. It must be your first time here. For a start, notice the column is called Savage Love.

Jesus, these reviews suck.