This is undoubtedly my future.

"oozy dickberet"

Stop it! You're making people who legitimately don't want to get married look like they might!!

How can you say it's because I'm colorblind then insist I update my monitor's color setting? Am I adjusting to suit my 'colorblind' view because it doesn't work like that.

All other colors on my monitor are correct. Calibrate your danged eyes, person.

It doesn't look purple. It is purple.

The only way it could look like Kanye West designed it is if it was Kanye West's face.

Maybe she was just a victim of circumstances...

...because of the waffles? Because that was my thinking.

I have managed to bypass marriage (easily) so I am happy to report I eat whatever I want! Fuck yea!

If he's so unhappy with his money that he has to behave this way... I will gladly take it! The fact that the organizer laughed is just pitiful. She basically sold her soul for a few extra bucks.

I think those words were a pretty good start...

"I rape"

There will be no ranks when I stuff the candy in my mouth.

She looks strange to me for some reason

She's not really pregnant baby... Please don't be mad. No "rehab" necessary.

"I raped some girls last night and got away with it"

The role played by the female walking down the street does not line up exactly with the role played by the white man walking down the street. I'm talking about two different videos, saying I'm glad the initial video was made light of, but they could have done so without using the race aspect. Does that make sense?