At first scrolling down I thought this was another oil...

Do the animations have to be so funny?

Those people bitch up real quick haha

This kind of looks like my section here...

She looks like Emma Stone

Woah! That nose!

"posting inappropriate photos online, asking crime victims to friend them on sites like Facebook and more"

This is how my kid looks when I tell him to go to bed and he comes creeping out of the room asking for a hug

The headline is one of those "sexy headlines" and is misleading... that made me sad. It is impossible to get rid of sexy headlines and keep things basic and to the point.

I'm gonna get in the bath, make some hot tea, cozy up in my PJ's, hop under the blanket and read this article...

The movement of the leg... It just sits silly in my stomach is all.

LOOK HOW FUCKING CUTE!

This one, it's a lil creepy... the others are darn neat!

Will it calculate how lonely my life is....

I really, really, really, REALLY don't give a shit...

There has to be turds everywhere to be this upset about where you're dropping your own excrement off at.

I do need to stop passing out on Hollywood Blvd with other people

It's called lock the door and tell your guests to shit in the woods if they have to go potty.

"maybe you hate beans and peanut butter"

So, just bring your fucking bedroom....