Fuck off. 

Ugh, Carl Tanzler. 😖😖

You’re doing the Lord's work. 

For real. Nobody cares about the layout of the house, and it will NOT “be important, later”.

Thrift Store Murder She Wrote seemed fake as hell to me. Like an author insert fanfiction.

I’m not sure that one exists, mostly because he appears to have had his lips done to the point where they *can't* be closed.

COTD

Thank you.

The sabotage is certainly a problem, but I’m sure lots of people don’t follow the condom instructions 100% in the heat of the moment.

Agreed, especially since pharmacists who won't fill a woman's BC pills for "religious beliefs" probably don't have a problem with men buying rubbers.

My husband and I used only condoms for the 22 years we’ve been together. I had a hysterectomy a couple of years ago, so it’s no longer an issue, but I didn’t want to be on hormonal bc because of my depression. Never had one break, never got pregnant. I’ve noticed that Jez seems to really have a boner for IUDs as if…

Didn’t realize I’d switched AV Club to night mode. /s

If Bernie Bros (and Bernie’s narcissistic insistence on running again in 2020) made me wish I’d never heard of him, Jezebel’s constant coloring of any candidate who’s not Bernie as ‘iMpUrE’ or ‘jUsT lIkE tRuMp!!!11' makes me actively fucking hate the man.

Yep. If women dare to have sex, they should have to “pay for it” by enduring pregnancy and childbirth. I think what pisses me off the most is other women who think this way.

This lady sounds like a bona fide badass. I’m glad you got to have her in your life.

I would totally watch a show all about Herr Eichorst's Strigoi Salon. Hilarious. 

This.

This is amazing. 

“You know spies: buncha bitchy little girls."

I love Burn Notice so much. My husband and I are doing a rewatch.