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If you don't have anything nice to say about Bradley Cooper, you can come sit by me. 

This is why I shudder every time people talk about impeaching Drumpf. We'd definitely see irl Handmaiden's Tale, then.

I barely know anything about this girl (except for her dumbass bows and stupid face), but everything about her is so try-hard. She just makes me tired.

That guy was such a dick.

I actually yelled at the tv while he was chewing her out about the pillows and some other things. “IF YOU HAVE THE TIME TO YELL AT HER ABOUT IT, YOU HAVE TIME TO *HELP* HER WITH IT, DIPSHIT!!!”

Amy Adams doesn't impress me either...

Robert the Doll freaks me out.

I feel the same way. I audibly groan if a trailer of his comes on before the feature if I’m at the movies.

I’m all for getting rid of the motherfucker in question, but everyone seems to forget that doing so leaves us with Pence, who is his own set of terrible, damaging problems, not to mention he’ll just pick up where the motherfucker left off. Find a way to get rid of both and I’m 100% on board with this.

(I think I ‘borrowed’ this from another comment section, but it seems apt, here.)

Thank you. This person needs to be flagged.

Cyndi Lauper looks like Bernadette Peters’ “Into the Woods” Witch, and now I *need* to hear her sing The Last Midnight.

Can PETA just fuck off? That'd be swell.

Good.

Oh, this needs more stars

The morning of my hysterectomy, they did a pregnancy test. The nurse attending me pre-op told me they wanted to make sure I wasn’t pregnant, because then they wouldn’t do the procedure... one I was only going through with because of a huge fibroid that may have been cancerous.

I thought that was him. 

I love this. It's like being visited by the Spirit of Thanksgiving. 🦃