Elastica has increased my hype level for this movie, which was already pretty high. They better deliver the goods. 

I used to have to wake up at 3:15 a.m. for work and had a stall shower with a seat in it, which I would routinely sit down on and then fall asleep, only to be woken up when the water started to turn cold. One year I resolved to stop falling asleep in the shower. I don’t remember how long it lasted--a couple of weeks I…

I’m just giving up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

A tangent, I realize, but...

This was last year, which makes it awesome and terrible at the same time. My best lady friends and I decided to celebrate with our respective husbands NYE at home so we could bring our kids, too. My husband and I have a toddler, the other two friends have kids in early elementary. We are all married. We all have great…

More of a sloppy New Year’s Day. Woke up hungover on my guy’s futon at 6 AM. We all needed breakfast. I drive in a haze and get McDonald’s drive through. The lady gave me a dirty look and I figured I deserved it due to looking like shit...it took me a 39 minute drive and my boyfriend pointing at my chest for me to…

NYE used to be my favorite holiday - we spend it with friends doing a sort of small-dish cook-off, there is a lot of drinking, we go outside at midnight and druknenly sing - and it’s a beautiful way to ring in the new year. Someone always goes too wild, but whatever we’re among friends!

Last year was “sloppy” though -…

I gotta say, I’m a little disappointed because I was totally expecting you to end up with the hot, competent older brother after all that haha.

Does Aladdin look... weirdly old? I always thought of him as early 20s, tops, and the Aladdin above looks like he’s fresh out of his second marriage and ready to mingle. :\

The addition is unnecessary in my opinion. Jasmine was already empowering for refusing to enter into an arranged marriage even though it was law for a princess. She eventually convinced her father to change the law and she marries the man she chooses.

Ah, the time-tested 14 Day Trial By Orgasm. The old ways are the best ways.

As the honorary aunt of several little boys, I give this a firm “nope.” No way is it amusing to contemplate my friends’ kids sending me dic pics. That’s child porn, for one thing!  I’d call their moms immediately and insist on an emergency child psychologist visit. Yuck.

Also, this is what the baby who played Brady looks like now, in case you were curious.

Jameela is correct, your liver is your detox.

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

The only thing I love more than Les Mis is listening to people trash Les Mis. They’re never wrong, yet it’s probably my favorite musical ever. 

There should be study of heart problems of models. Anorexia and being underweight is linked to high rates of cardiac arrest and heart damage. Food deprivation means losing muscle mass, and lack of food based nutrients causes damage to the valves and small blood vessels.

Lifestyle/ fitness endorsements. So Virginia Slims ads in Woman’s World? 

Thanks to Jezebel’s coverage, I am an informed mom whose daughter has finally quit playing his music, at least when I’m around, because she doesn’t want the lecture about what a rotten piece of shit he is and why it does matter. Same with a car full of her friends wanting to hear Fefe. Now a XXXTentacion song has…

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”