My subconscious is apparently stuck somewhere in the mid nineties, because every time I see ‘TLC’ in Jez headlines, I automatically think of Lisa Left Eye and the girls giving important advice about scrubs and waterfalls.

I feel genuinely bad for Jill and Jessa, who were raised in what essentially amounts to a cult and had their traumatic childhood experiences outed to the world without their consent.

Not really, and at least as condescending. That is her life. I don’t know why so damned many people act like homebodies are incomprehensible or something, we’ve been a part of human society for fucking ever.

There were rumours of a second shoe on a hill, but they were proven false.

Hardly independent. In fact a hugely dependent existence which the State will try its best to shrug off after 18 years.

Tell us more about how Muslims want to enslave women, old white men.

Yes, yes, yes. I had an ex that insisted, when I didn’t want to have sex, that I must be cheating, didn’t love him, etc. When I tried to leave he physically stopped me, blocked the door. Threatened to kill himself. Held me halfway out of the window on the seventeenth floor. I gave in so I could just get the fuck away,…

It needs to start before sex education. The “he’s just tormenting you because he has a crush on you” mindset doesn’t help. Kids need to be taught consent in a comprehensive way that includes both sexual and non-sexual touching.

As usual, the fundamental problem seems to be a deeply harmful misunderstanding about what “consent” means. A concept which James, and many other porn performers claim to have a solid grasp on.

Why are you continuing to show the screenshots of this fucking video? What the fuck is wrong with you, Jezebel*?

Is there any other way to eat at Chilis other than angrily?

Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

Unfortunately, this will be finished when there is no more America.

Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”

Excuse me, America. Are you quite finished yet?

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

It’s incredible what makes people become unglued. Motherfucker, smoking inside buildings has been outlawed basically everywhere for YEARS. This is not new information. Yet this is what he decided was worth killing someone over? Some defenseless employee just doing her job, telling him something any idiot knows? The…

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

This country fucking scares me.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…