Oh, so NOW this bitch believes in the germ theory.

Later she blamed HIV on immunizations and claimed that a healthy diet of gluten-free, upside-down grown, massaged vegetables combined with regular hot room yoga modern dancing could cure it. Thanks Jenny, we value your opinion greatly.

First off, nobody mentioned actual violence by a pastor or other religious leader. You did. And show me one place in America that this has happened without law enforcement getting involved. One.

1. The hijab. I am dead. I just want to roll around in the shade forever.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

As someone who loves garbage TV as much as the next guy, this show was never going to make it on basic cable. They were going for a “Dexter” vibe and it landed with a colossal thud. The potential was there, but the dialogue was so hokey. Maybe we will be able to catch the unaired episodes on Hulu some time down the…

As a person who is actually from Missouri and who didn’t go to Mizzou because of Columbia’s...history, I’mma call bullshit, sweetcheeks. But, I’ll let you cook with your shitty conspiracy theories. This is as far as we go in this conversation

So, you’re saying a rich Black kid can’t face racism? Does 5 + 5 = apple juice or something?

If these fuckers ever went through what we go through they would lose their crying. People treat us like costumes, well trained dogs, fetish objects and criminals.

This doesn’t surprise me. And it’s only gonna get worse. If you’ll all allow me to use the economics degree that has not landed me a high paying job and bore you a little: pre-1980 and Reagan, there were massive taxes on the rich that allowed us to have a functioning Federal government (thanks to the great FDR, my fav…

Anyone that fakes cancer for any reason can just go fuck themselves. I have lost a sister, a mother and a step-father to that damn disease. Everyone in my family has at some point had to deal with actual cancer. It is not fun, it is not a merit badge and it is not a way to get laid and it most certainly is not a…

Is Brooks saying he’s apologizing for faking documents only because he wants to keep the details private about his real cancer? Sure. I’ll buy that. I think the plan was to declare he’s cancer-free in a few months and then hawk some kind of overpriced vitamin nostrum.

Kara, I actually have it on good authority that Ben Carson was the doctor providing treatment for Brooks and his (undisclosed) medical condition.

About 4 years ago, my boyfriend and I moved into a duplex just outside the city. The first day I was all alone in the house, I started thinking that I was seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Flashes of lights and shadows. I never ever had that sensation at my old place. It happens from time to time, but not…

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I…

My junior year in college my roommate and I had a fascination with Ouija boards. We would pull it out for every little decision and for every one of life’s great mysteries (Will I get a good job? Will I get married? Where does the other sock go? Is the coke really pure?). Every once in awhile we would get a response…

I incorporate martial arts moves I learned getting my yellow belt into my dance routines. I have been told I dance way too sexy...

A whole bunch of much more violently misogynistic societies don’t have this mass murder problem. The problem is the extraordinary availability of guns in the US.

My guess on what really went down: