If it’s Ghost Dad you may or may not have much of a say in the matter.

Good article! I wanted to get your thoughts on something... Drew posits that Vampires are dead so doing the no-pants dance makes you a necrophile. In most lores I can think of Vampires are neither living or dead. They’re undead.

Small correction - Kenny dies on South Park, not Cartman. Cartman just says horrible things.

If its a possibility, just offer her the seat, you don’t have to qualify it to her. Worst case scenario, you just offered someone a seat and did something nice. Best case scenario, you’ve done something really nice and decent.

You’re crying because I’m hard and I’m hard because you’re crying.

Stinkpalm!

Who has the greatest impact on the men’s room?

Is it anything like this?