This does not have a negative impact on my feelings.

In my state and many others, it’s a Class C misdemeanor to threaten someone, and the issue is the perception of the victim, not the intent of the ‘tough guy/gal.’

Social media sucks. I miss the ‘90s #grumblegrumble

Yeah, as someone with a lot of horrible older family members, my first instinct when seeing that story was, “I bet PopPop is an asshole (except to that one grandchild he clearly favors over all the others).”

IKR?
It’s like a New Jersey tourist at Burning Man took a time machine back to be the Blacksmith’s troubled teenage son on Downton Abbey.

I did not even recognize him. Before I read the headline I thought they were rebooting that VH1 show where the teach guys how to neg and dress like clowns in order to attract hot women.

I’m having a love jones for you right now.

The levels...

The crinkly ones are good. The puffy ones are bad. The jalapeño ones are good once in a while. The hot ones are evil incarnate.

Fuck no. I fold it in half like a decent human being.

You spell NYong’o’s first name differently three different ways in the first four graphs (including the headline) - ‘Lupita’, ‘Lupta’, ‘Lupto’.

And don’t take a picture of him while you’re doing it ;)

An employee and friend was injured in the incident. Any help is welcome