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It’s in the video description.

I was with this dude on the alcohol/drunk stuff. Until this post. Jesus Weeping Christ.

She wouldn’t really see some guys dick unless they were waving it around. How many dicks have you seen in public bathrooms? My count: none. I’ve never been to a Walmart in Utah though. Maybe the culture is different there.

I understand it in context, hate it in practice, and the joke was “Cape 4".

This is the second thread today where you’ve used the phrase “cape for”. Are you street teaming for a planned Cape Fear sequel trilogy or something?

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I am pro-death penalty and pro-choice. “Abortion when it is needed. Execution to those who deserve it.”

BiasED. BiasED. Goddamnit, I’ll execute every last member of Generation Y if they don’t cut out this “bias as an adjective” bullshit.

The important part of this - the part i left out - is that the m&ms are in guacamole.

You have ranked Cheetos correctly. The only thing that is missing is: the crinkly ones with a splatter of hot sauce and a squeeze of lime crushed up in the bag.

I eat my m&m’s with a Tostitos Scoop.

Up there, eh? So what are ya - a Virginian or something?