If you’re an 18 year old who was kicked out of home for your sexuality, but haven’t been able to fully emancipate yourself from your well-off parents? Sorry kiddo, no meaningful financial aid for you until you turn 24.
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Feedom XXX. I can’t believe americans do this all the time, and it somhow worksfor marketing purposes.
Also, never trust a one-way street. Drove a phone van around a couple medium-large cities for 30 years and prevented 2 serious accidents by actually looking where traffic wasn’t supposed to be coming from.
Have your shoes on when the flight you’re on is landing or taking off. Statistically that’s when bad stuff happens and you don’t want to be in bare feet for an evacuation.
Your Netflix times out after 3 mins? How annoying!
“The cemeteries are full of people who had right of way.”
When you’re on the water, wear a lifejacket. Make sure everyone in the boat is wearing one. When portaging (carrying) your stuff through the woods keep your lifejacket on so people can see where you are.
I believe “a gender reversed Soul Man” is called a Rachel Dolezal.
Prefixing anything with “freedom”, ala “freedom fries”, or “freedom gas”, to indicate your grand patriotism and to shut down criticism should be met with a freedom punch to the left pinna.
I’m cool with this. Tired of “ARE U STILL WATCHING” stopping the groove when I’m just getting ready to NOT STOP WATCHING but still NEED THE NOISE *giggity*
“Never let them take you to another location” is excellent advice. If someone tries to take you to another location, they’re already committing Kidnapping, which by itself is a felony that will get them sent away for years. Odds of them wanting a living witness: Not good.
Blowing kisses at road-ragers is fun too!
I dunno, Ghost in the Machine & Synchronicity are pretty good.
Literally as I was hitting publish on a blog about Trevor Bauer being fined for a meltdown, and how it might’ve been…
It actually wouldn’t be so bad if it were about voluntarily helping law enforcement. The problem is that Amazon has found a loophole to turn police departments into a marketing arm for Ring.
People ought to read/reread 1984. It’s nice to see the Ministry of Peace is getting tight with the Ministry of Truth here...
Tituss Burgess is a goddamn treasure! Conversely, Andy Cohen is an overrated personality and an opportunist whose done a great job exploiting and capitalizing Black culture.
Burgess is all of us who have been placed in an awkward position at work. We would like nothing more than to drag the aggressor, but then we remember that the rent is due and to keep our composure.