Came here to say that. Also, if you can: 

Good article! Another thing the vet pointed out to me was the percentage that a pet is overweight. Two or three or so pounds may not seem like a lot, until you compare it to their ideal weight of nine or 10 pounds!

I totally heard that in Troy McClure/Phil Hartman’s voice. Well done!

Transcendent..

I don’t know all the multiplication tables; specifically, 7s and 8s. Dad was in the service so we moved every 2-3 years, and we moved when one school was on the 6s but the new school was on the 9s. :/

“They are not worth the jail time.” Am I doing this right?

Sounds like my guidance counselor who would lecture me on marriage every year (hs graduates marry hs graduate, college graduates marry college graduates) WTF dude?

Yup! I teach pedestrians in a busy warehouse with many forklifts: “You may have right of way, but you don’t want to be dead right.”

I heart The Oatmeal

Biographics on YouTube has a great video (alas, I cannot link from work today sad trombone)

I wish I could set my alarm clock with this sound. I’d never need the snooze button again. >.<

Can also confirm. Birdie scarfs and barfs. So much fun :/ We invested in different feeder bowls and toys to slow her down. Plus it’s supposed to support her hunting instincts but instead she hates them and glares at us when she has to lower herself to pawing out the dry nuggets when clearly she’s STARVING.

YES!

I’ve been using him the last couple of weeks, and he.is.hysterical!

Thanks! Good info! Unfortunately, they are bumping passengers when I really need to make the flight and not when I have the spare time/flexibility to take advantage of this. 

Another bad thing about poison ivy (and oak and sumac) is that they are sensitizers. That is, the more you are exposed to them, the more sensitive you become and the worse your reaction to each exposure. That’s why some people only need to be in the area to break out or have a reaction.

Great points! I can’t even imagine going through security alone! (shivers)