And what about the sperms? We can't have that half of life being killed! No more masturbation!

PS: When the movie "Mommy Dearest" came out, the three of us kids confronted her about her night raids. Similar to the "no wire hangars ever" scene, we told her how horrible it was when she came home late from drinking/sexing/drugging/whatever and she would check to see that our chores we're done. If they were not,…

She will never accept any responsibility for the problem(s). I know the type.

Not even five years yet but we both could have used it during our first marriages!

The Husband and I do this. We like to include the little things that we appreciate about each other. Everything from getting up first to feed the cats (they are howlers) so the other can have a few more minutes of sleep to going out in zero degree weather to get gas in the other's car.

And Abs of Steel with Buns of Steel is a great combo (just like makeup and big hair) LOL

Great point about attitude! And I'm so jealous you took a class with Cody! That is on my bucket list :)

1. Complaining Coworkers

At least it is making the "news" now...

This has worked for us!

Left a note "we have your baby jesus" made of letter cut out of magazines...

I stole a baby jesus out of a nativity scene once...

True. Firefighters can attest to the pork smell (and look of cooked/burned skin).

Simpsons did it.

Sand Hills Golf Club, Mullen, NE

Same response for last night's Face Off competition of scary clowns combined with the competitors worst fears: Spiders, Cockroaches, etc. (yes it was from last week but we are old and cannot stay up late #dontjudgeme)

Why, thank you all!