I exist. And don't call me Shirley

I miss my aloe plant :( It did not survive the move a few years ago. It was great for bug bites, burns, almost any first aid incident.

Thanks! Just downloaded it :)

I keep a bottle of aloe vera gel in my oversized fridge. So cold. So soothing!

Or we could, you know, walk to their desk or pick up the phone... just sayin'

Yay! A fellow Safety Guru :)

This.

obligatory

Yes, but how much did you make in your 15 minute meeting?

Okay, so I'm the only one who is paranoid about subliminal messages?

Good point! Not all fire alarms are as loud as Jacobm001's and some emergencies use an intercom or paging system (mine does for tornado warnings, medical emergencies, and spills).

I am trying this on my BMW after work today! Thanks!

This. This! THIS!

Our real estate agent was also pushing us to a larger home. There's only two of us - why do we need 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, formal everything?

Give up the idea of being right. Don't focus on details. Focus on how you feel

I delay going to bed because I have such vivid, complicated dreams that I wake up exhausted (so what's the point of sleeping?). They are intricate mysteries, action, and/or crimes that I could make movie scripts (if I could remember enough).

heh My husband's ex named their dog Seabass...