You know what, my man? If you had the first fucking clue about what it’s like to work in media, you’d realize exactly how stupid you sound. Or, since you’re so bright about all this, start your own media company and do it your own way.

So... Why do you care if you’re smart enough to see through it?

I totally believe that you’re black, thanks for your thoughts

That’s a really shitty opinion and I hope you’re joking

I’m sure you also have pretty strict rules as to when it’s relevant

I’ve got this: In today’s episode of “nobody is allowed to mention race, ever, without some mayo shithead filling their diapers and demanding an explanation”

Ah, don garber in the house! Fucking nerd.

Uhh aside from that not really being important, it’s a little weird that you are so knowledgeable on the subject

Blake Griffin is not a wing player.

I think that Hillary should run in the next election, she will absolutely crush it this time around

You might be taking this a little too seriously

Matt Holliday has been making baseball fun in that exciting, boneheaded way for a long time - and the fact that he’s done it for both the cardinals and the Yankees is proof that we *can* have good things.

Ok, is there a small chance that he looked away at contact *just* long enough to not see that the ball hit the ground? As in, he hears the crack of the bat, looks ahead for a split second, and when he looks back at first, the ball is on a line into Moreland’s glove, so Holliday thinks he’s about to get doubled off…

Yeah bud, that was the joke

That’s the worst book title I have ever seen.

Huurrrrrrr

“let me awkwardly climb on top of you for 30 seconds and I promise I will cum before your parents can hear”

Do any of them have sex at any point? Like, with an adult human? Because THAT would be worth seeing.

I’m just over 30 and was stunned the other day when a friend of mine, who is *maybe* 20 years older than me, revealed that the prevailing thought of his day was that even water was unacceptable during a workout because it caused cramps. Water!

You are clearly not familiar with demarcus cousins.