You’ve clearly never enjoyed a day at Golden gate fields

*extremely wet blanket voice*

I, too, hate having to do my job while I’m at work.

Joy reid is just like any other shitty centrist media hack in that she only gives a fuck about forming her own narrative for ratings

Idk, maybe we should just get rid of all of them

Idk, maybe we should just get rid of all of them

It’s not money, that’s the point. Getting nice things isn’t the same as getting what you’re worth, and none of those things pay the bills. Take a lap.

It’s over, Sean. Give it up.

Hey shitstick - you can’t buy food or clothes with room and board. Take a lap, you fucking amateur

All the stars

Eh, go fuck yourself

The maloofs were the only people that did, and that was just because they knew he would immediately put butts in the seats. They were so broke that they pulled the Owner Card on that pick despite the entire front office’s objections.

LeBron is still a better GM than 99% of the dudes that have had that job during the course of his career, and those dudes only had the one job.

There are a lot of people here that are going to be mad at you because they assume that this girl is too fucked up to know that she’s being condescended too. It’s because you are right and people seek inspiration in the dumbest possible ways.

The cool thing about our culture is that we use the disabled as tools for creating empty sentiment to distract ourselves from how fucking awful things are.

Have you considered that perhaps your wife’s coworkers just find her to be annoying

Aubameyang is just like giroud, only faster, softer, and lacking any technical skill beyond being able to finish an absolute sitter. And he even fails at that more often than he should.

Your taste in music is embarrassing!

DeMarcus cousins is a whiny, loafing punk-ass and it never fails to amaze me that people are still fooled into thinking that he can be turned into anything other than the biggest swinging dick on a mediocre-to-bad team.

Miki is a fine player with plenty of talent, but he was never the best player in the bundesliga.