I am extremely excited to watch the Silicon Valley Golden Boys get boned over by the salary cap, which was inevitably the only way that this would get fucked up.

I wasn’t talking about her, asshole, and I read every word of it. I’m talking about people like you in the comments that think it’s important that everyone knows he’s actually right.

What you dipshits don’t understand is that the truth isn’t the issue here. It’s that some idiot with a penis decided it was a worthy topic of discussion, which it’s not. You might be right on this one! But ask yourself why you think it’s important for that point to be known.

It’s not that he “deserves” to die, BUT: mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Man, this is some serious Sacramento Kings shit

Esports will never be real sports, nerds. Thanks for doing your part to help fuck up this web site

You’re going to get a ton of responses about how it literally came down to the very end of a three-point game, etc., etc., and those are all correct. As are you about the course of that game prior to the stoppage. But the most important part that is most often overlooked is that the 49ers made that comeback because…

Not immediately being skeptical of the victim is a fine place to start

Great take from the amateur GM. They haven’t cut I’m because they’re not ready to have that egg on their faces, that’s all

Thats the hottest of takes

Counterpoint: fuck you, fuck Texas, and those of us here in California are glad that assholes like you are willing to rot in a shithole like Texas.

Hey Eric fuck you and every other dumbass virgin that thinks this shit is cool

Sorry, I can no longer trust any of your opinions on anything

Tommy, it’s time for you to log off. Your mom said the meatloaf is ready and she wants you to come downstairs and join us for dinner

From where do you think the leagues get their money?

Jumped right to that, did you? I was gonna go with “stupid” but you went ahead and threw yourself under the bus.

It IS played at a higher level. That is not our guy’s opinion, that is objective reality.

Except it still sucks, so here we are.

Super Duper Baseball Bloopers is one of the finest baseball films ever produced

Bad, bad, bad take.