They didn’t use the gun, dipshit. That’s kinda the point.

It’s hard for me to believe that you’d be all cool and level-headed if some jackoff criminal idiot ruined your night by making you chase him all over downtown. He’s lucky he’s alive.

Except you’re wrong, kind of. That’s the most common usage, but when you’re double teamed, you look for an outlet. Now that we’ve talked about it, you’re going to notice that usage a lot more

Why are you so invested in truthering this?

Just dropped in to say, fuck you and fuck southern Ohio. There are farms everywhere.

Sounds like a “yes”

Are you new here?

It’s coming from the fact that it’s a fucking joke, Giselle

Are you drunk? Nobody on that broadcast team has any business calling playoff baseball, darling included.

Good comment, Carl.

Don’t act like you understood the joke.

Very few people with any critical thinking skills are counting on Hillary to make the rich pay higher taxes.

Here it is! I knew that if we searched long enough, you’d reveal yourself as the virgin, loser white-knight that we all suspected you were. Believe it or not, most humans don’t have the ability to read your mind. They won’t be able to tell how rad of a dude you are if, you know, you don’t talk to them.

God, shut the fuck up. We are still allowed to tell the world that Hillary makes us hold our noses at the ballot box, because you have to be insane to be “whole hog” for Hillary. She is terrible, it’s just that the other guy is worse.

Tl; dr

Try watching the match instead of reading a score line, shithead. You might actually be able to add something of substance next time.

OR you can just go ahead and fuck off, since nobody forced you to read this piece. The power of choice! Give it a go sometime.

Accountability = nonsense. Got it.

Hey, dipshit, just because nobody gives a fuck about your job doesn’t automatically mean you make an adequate wage. Try again though.