Yeah, like... he and Jasmine are pretty obviously in their late teens in the cartoon. 30-year-old Aladdin makes no sense. 18-year-old street urchins with monkey friends are endearing; 30-year-old ones are just depressing.

Ah, thanks for clarifying.

Plus giving her a friend defeats the point - she was supposed to be isolated and lonely. Marrying a man her father chose would just make her isolated and lonely for the rest of her life, which is why she wanted to chose her husband, why she ran away, etc. And without any peers in the castle, she had to frame of…

Does Aladdin look... weirdly old? I always thought of him as early 20s, tops, and the Aladdin above looks like he’s fresh out of his second marriage and ready to mingle. :\

House Baratheon sigil. They stan Stannis.

She has BEEN on reality TV, at least try to keep up.

She’s been this way before she became famous. Anything quieter and we would worry, and it would also seem inauthentic. Reason why she’ll cop to plastic surgery but Nicki Minaj will take hers to her grave. 

There was so much quick confusion over Will Smith’s appearance that he had to clarify in his IG that he is indeed Blue and CGI most of the movie, and how he looks on the cover is his “disguise/human form”

Nothing says “Feminist counterpart” like a princess’s handmaiden.

I honestly think that’s what the neverending insta videos are for: showcasing her “outrageous” personality in hopes of scoring a reality show deal.

If I’m really into a guy, then I get really turned on by performing oral sex on him. I actively enjoy it. I don’t think it’s something I’ve ever thought about missing after we broke up though.

Oh. Well then, carry on apparently...

We get it, Cardi. You’re a Cool Girl.

She’s a former stripper that attacks other strippers. She’s also transphobic but Jezebel loves this diarrhea person, so we’ll be getting updates daily on this pig’s life.

It seems to me she just says things to make headlines, whether they resemble the truth or not. Its like behavior of a precocious five year old who gets laughs from adults for saying shocking things...but the adults are starting to get bored with it.

I mean... I can think of three hits off the top of my head, and I barely listen to rap. And she’s the second-biggest selling female artist this year, so I don’t think she needs additional relevance right now.

Umph! surprised Offset didn’t com crash her coffee break lol!

Wouldn't your gag reflexes return if you haven't been giving bjs?

Who is this person? And why is she apparently the only thing Jez is interested in discussing for two straight weeks?

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.