I see they did not scrimp on the photoshop budget for Trump. 

Also missing, for the second year in a row: their kid. Where the hell is Barron? Is he even still alive?

Probably a carefully crafted clause that also allowed him to carry on with Stormy and Karen right after Melania gave birth (without financial repercussions); “until she’s back down to 117 lbs., he gets to fuck around” or some such.

Hopefully before he gets impe...

Ah the forced smiles of a couple who are badly trying to convince everyone they don’t have a row on a daily basis and can actually stand the sight of each other.

You can’t pretend to be woke to trans and queer issues as a website and then champion people who demonstrably act against those interests.

Sorry.  Doesn’t work that way.

I recently went to an Atlanta United game (vamos!), and I started looking for some coworkers who are huge fans and members of the various Supporters’ groups. I described them to my friend: “Uh, they’re tall, late thirties, medium build, light brown hair, scraggly beards... just like every single generically-decent-look…

That is a hilarious underselling of Bruno Mars’ talent.

P.S. Your stanning for Cardi B is overdone. We don’t need a post everytime she walks out of her house. You are beginning to sound like a shrill for her PR team.

She keeps it real. Or something.

Hi! Did you know that Cardi B is transphobic and a homophobe?

I’m betting you did!  So I’m curious why Jez continues to stan for her.

Yeah, I honestly don't get the cordon hatred. He can sing, he's sorta funny in that semi-bland talk show host way. I'll take him over fallon any day. 

I’m glad you continue to call this out. It’s notable that it hasn’t been covered on Jez or The Root.

I’m not sure you can say with certainty “they took his choice away” unless you were there. It’s possible Lorne or others sat down with him and asked if he felt he’d be able to perform, and offered him an option to sit out and take it easy. Knowing they had his back and would find a way to cover for him may have been…

How in the world do you know what his choices were? Maybe he was relieved he didn’t have to go on live tv in front of millions of people and make jokes and pretend everything was fine.

He is a generic mega pack, 

The thing is that Davidson had tweeted something that sounded suicidal earlier in the day. Not letting him go on live television and in front of an audience was a wise decision. What would you be writing if he decided to kill himself on air and hundreds of people then decided to follow his example?

Armie Hammer? Is chiselled? From the sun?

To us here, you are not a nobody. Please take care of yourself and know you aren't alone.

Good luck on your search and whatever comes after. You got this! You have more people rooting for you than you realize. The internet can be a shitty place, but one nice thing is it does show that total strangers can have your back, or at least empathize so you feel less alone.