Dom, please stop piling on. Show some MRSA.

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

He puts his underwear on last. 

Watch literally any interview he did with Randy Savage and marvel at the fact that not only did he never break, he kept the interview from devolving into utter insanity. Rest in peace, an absolute legend. 

I say this completely without irony - Mean Gene and Macho Man Randy Savage were one of the greatest all-time comedy duos.

It took me ten times reading my own post to finally get what you are talking about.

Krispy Kreme sucks.  Discuss:

“If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn’t too important.”

“We didn’t tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.”

+1 execution

Yeah, but he’s a millennial and likes Instagram and analytics! That’s not the Chicago way! And when is “Will & Grace” on?

Mattingly probably gave the okay to do the plunking in the first place. Or at least condoned it. He’s one of those unwritten rules dips. Frankly, this reeks of being able to dish it out but not take it.

Dusty Baker would rather shoot a guy than have him hit that double and clog up the basepaths.

I’m trying to remember the password to my EBDB account to check.

At least someone is speaking up for the real casualties of this atrocity, New England fans and their endless sense of victimization.

This is clearly a failed organization that is rotten to its core and must be dismantled. It claims its mission is to serve the community, but it sows fear and hate and deserves to be destroyed.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

So, having viewed this replay now, Tom Wilson is suspended for 3 games, right?

I regret that I have but one star to give.

“Deadspin has reached out to Mike Litoris for additional comment but he couldn’t be found.”