Thank you

I wear the Muhammad Ali shirt he used to wear through his under armour sponsorship. I have gotten more compliments on that shirt than almost anything else I have ever worn. Did I mentioned I am 30 white fat and bald. Ok. Not sure if that helped

20 bucks says Clinton responds with “you are what you eat you cocksucker”. It would be amazing.

You win the internet today! Can you go after some paterno truthers next

That complaint smells like old people

He's not your buddy, guy!

This song rocks so hard. I always thought of it as the ultimate baseball plate or closer song. The intro and outro (not sure if that is a term) sound like an army marching with impending doom. Magary (which autocorrected to mugatu) would love it. Sorry for the fanboy rant.

No

Rex banner can get to the bottom of this, and he will find that beer baron.

I think I got the best highlights although I forgot about trying to steal the art that the fighting hellfish stole from Hitler. Why don't you fun boys get a room huh?

Mr Burns poisons the water, blocks the sun, steals from babies (at least tries), slurries animals, made Donny baseball shave his sideburns, and benched Daryl strawberry for Homer Simpson. I think he deserves honorable mention at least.

Official car of the USGA!

I went to Illinois state and remember them vividly swarming and accidentally even squishing them behind my ear. I don't think they are ladybugs but some other buzzare variation. The whole thing was like the bear problem in the Simpsons. The bugs invaded which were then followed by different birds to eat them. Those…

Now be can Back back back himself into oncoming traffic

I vote for birds that have literally hit me in the head while driving. Those are a vicious bunch. Pretty sure it was a robin, which should get some play on the list for being the primary superhero bird.

I listened to the deadcast this weekend and have no idea what the fuck half of the instruments listed by Tim or drew were/are. They honestly sound like an old Atari game or Tolkien creature. The most pretentious instrument is and always will be the flute. Fuck jethro Tull

I am a 32 year old bald man and I have never ever thought of wearing a hat to bed . I live in the Chicagoland area where it can get cold but I have way too much respect for myself to wear a hat to bed in my home. The idea of wearing an under armor had to bed is absurd , you are not an infant.

+1 strongbad.

Dressed like a true Kansan