You didn’t mention the two most prominent growth industries in the state: casinos and strip clubs. What happens in Wheeling stays in Wheeling. Oh, also the non-existent gun laws that bring in folks from slightly saner neighboring states to weapon up. A group of drug dealers I knew in Pittsburgh spoke fondly of West…

+1 family style

+1 shotgun wedding

Jim Justice? Doc Holliday?

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

“Trophies!?!??”

Kosher salt is by definition not iodized, which is why almost all cooks use it. In larger quantities (yes, restaurant food is FULL of salt), you can legitimately taste the iodine.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

What does Patrick Dennehy have to do with this?

I cannot wait to see how the refs will set up the inevitable Barca comeback in the second leg.

It’s crazy to think that people in Lexington are still mad at him 30 years later when he’s seen as something between royalty and a deity in Stillwater. Either way, amassing 800 wins and taking two schools to the final four qualifies you as a legendary coach.

They’re able to accept a surprisingly large student body.

So on the continuum of things an athletics program can allow its players to do, exactly how close do you place “having tattoos” and “raping dozens of women”?

C’mon, it’s not hard to win at college sports and be an upstanding Christian, just look at Art Briles.

I mean he whispers something in his ear and then strangely touches the man under the chin, in a way that I would assume was meant to be emasculating. I have a feeling he did something, not saying he deserves to be punched, but unprovoked....unlikely.

Oh the sports papers’ headlines today: “Putting the ‘Pud’ in Liverpudlian” “Gerry and the Haymakers,” and of course the terse winner, “Liver-Fool”

A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

This will not get the credit it deserves.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.