Congrats to Kunitz. When I was 37 years, 241 days old, I was already 10 years into a serious questioning of my life choices and wondering why I thought a lifetime of mediocrity would lead to anything not considered ‘mediocre’, which isn’t nearly as fun and exciting as scoring a Game 7 winner.

I don’t think people appreciate the fact that Ted Nugent openly admits that he legally adopted a 17 year old for the purposes of having sex with her. Wow.

While preying on underage girls.

That’s the exact same spot where Ted Nugent hid out to keep from getting drafted into the Vietnam War.

Baltimorean here.

Yeah, because even if he’s impeached and removed from office tomorrow, the rest of the world cannot forget the fact that the American people (or rather, the process upheld by the American people) elected this dumbass and the congressmen who represent them let it go on for as long as it did. That is a serious…

Ahem. I believe you’re missing one.

Donald Trump is a very stupid dumbass.

“That’s the last time any Warrior was stopped tonight.”

The Lakers aren’t going to be tanking?

So if we find an example of a capitalist country descending in to chaos, we get to throw that system out too?

Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

Yeah because unchecked capatilism has never crashed the American economy you dumb fuck only like 3 or 4 times.

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

Also, Melania is troubled by “the vapors” and Eric Trump is so vexed by bad humors in his blood that not even leeching by the Trump Concierge Barber Service has helped

“so you’re offending more than half of us!” You know that isn’t true, right? Please tell me you know that.

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

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