It was yooooooooge.

I’ll take the gun, please and thank you.

Also there’s no such website as Jezebel. This is actually a forum for erotic Ghostbusters fanfiction. Majestic in its beauty.

How is that confusing? What word would you use to describe a trans man who only dates men, if not gay?

I’m not even a person.

Ha! You caught me. None of us are even literate.

Maybe it’s time they just caw the whole thing off.

hey! i love and appreciate edibles. i live in colorado for god’s sake. i just have never heard the phrase “took brownies” and found it hilarious/old-fogey and it made me giggle. i support your eating of edibles and urge you to continue. just please eat them and don’t take them!!! :)

that’s the WORST when it’s like, 15 minutes later NOW you decide to jump in and help?

Thanks Obama Vagina

dude I’m impressed when a guy can get a boner coked up not even joking it’s like watching a magic trick

why i gotta be all wet AFTER morning sex this morning and then gotta go to work all sloshy. c’mon, girl.

why should she? looks good on her and if she has it checked regularly she doesn’t need to worry about skin cancer.

They should’ve made the volcano too big to move. That would’ve been kind of impressive. Like “we made a gigantic volcano with stuff on it! Cool! Wait, it’s too big for the truck! What do we do?”

The streaming instructional videos idea would have shown off its capabilities as a smart tv, and (with a good stretch and the right creative team) casually show parents that they can use it to teach their children/be involved in their homework by watching videos on subjects they are learning. A cut to the daughter AND…

That’s a good idea

Everyone involved in this commercial is stupid. They could’ve marketed a bunch of their products while not using the tired “men like big tv” trope:

I am a teacher, a scientist and I’ve helped run science fairs. In any of the events I’ve been involved in, you’d have to make a special request for electronics and they would have to specifically support the project. (e.g. a laptop for demonstration of a perception experiment.)

I don’t see how this isn’t realistic? In high school, I was having some difficulty with my French class, so my parents bought me an apartment in Paris. I mean, this is a thing that parents do.

I thought I wasn’t getting the point of the commercial when I first saw it because I was like- that can’t be it.