Yet another ass weighs in on butts.

Come to the House of Waffle. Enjoy our hash browns. Order them scattered, smothered and covered. Ignore the waffles, for they are inferior to the hash browns.

No lie, this is actually my favorite series on Jezebel that I read religiously. No, no sarcasm or shade. #Truth

As a survivor, I am cool with any joke where the rapist is the butt of the joke- or perhaps society's attitude toward rape or whatever- but never the victim. That shit ain't cool.

Rape survivor, here. I'd say it falls into the "okay" category, because it makes him look ridiculous. He is the subject of the joke, his slogans are the medium, and the victims' assertions are still supported. It lampoons his denials, not the violation itself. It's not "rape is funny" or "haha, rape victims", it's…

Is it weird that a mow have a running list of celebs i kind of like hoping they're not secretly horrible people? Last night I dreamed I was at dinner with Steve Martin and I said, "Please don't turn out to be a serial rapist."

How many is that now? I've been trying to keep track, but I lost count.

This man has nothing on the Stalking Cat.

Exactly. He doesn't look like a platypus, he just looks like a weird walking hodgepodge of tribal cultural appropriation. And orange. It's all very orange.

All I got from that video is that he really, really likes the color orange and that he might not know what a platypus is.

I have seen an actual platypus and you, Jenya Bolotov, are no platypus.

See, I would have written And a Shiny New Rear. Which is why I don't have my own talk show.

Shade Court is the single greatest regular feature of Jez: the Next Generation.

Or a man saying, "I was curious if I could care about access to contraceptives on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

I'm getting so tired of the "Real men do X" thing. "Real men" hit women. "Real men" rape women. "Real men" make excuses for other real men hitting and raping women. "Real men" also (and overwhelmingly) don't hit women, don't rape women, and condemn men who do. They're all "real men." That is the damn problem. I don't…

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