I will gladly swap 9/10 of the violence that network tv shows for just straight up full frontal on network tv. Because only one of those things makes my life feel shittier after I watch it, and it's never sex.

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This would all be fine except I've been at dive bars that for some reason have a brunch like special and heard parents angrily tell people to quit cursing in a "think of the children" way. If you bring your kid to a bar, expect bar behavior.