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LuAnn is one of those people who thinks that everyone else is a moron. She thinks if she says something often enough, people will just believe it. Tom seems to think the same thing after he tried to get Dorinda to go along with his bull. It’s a classic sign of a narcissist.

Luann is so delusional. “We didn’t have an open marriage. I never said that.” (cue footage) “It wasn’t open.” “He wanted to eff other women so I allowed it, but that is like being separated.”

That’s what I kind of love about old European cities. We’re so provincial in North America with our ample body burying space.

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A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

I love this so much. It’s a total repudiation of the wannabe Cult Of Stufflessness that everyone claims to follow— but which never manages to make all their ‘clutter’ vanish (no matter how many books & seminars & hired professionals they waste their money on). Leave stuff for yourself to remember things by, and leave…

Anyone else think the actress appears to be a pubescent Sandra Bullock?

I can’t even begin to understand the desire to do such things. Thankfully.

She looks great, she’s doing what she loves and she’s a local legend.