Fuck DuckyMcDuckface. She should look in the mirror before she points to anyone else.

As a Minnesotan and a person who came of age in the eighties, Prince was one of my favorite artists. I never had the opportunity to see him in concert, but I swear every friend or family member in Minneapolis had a Prince story: my hairstylist had a friend who dated him, I roomed with someone whose friend babysat him…