They’re fun. Not good (yet, anyway), but fun.

Yeah, I don’t get the outrage here. Twitter doesn’t really give you room to cover the broad spectrum of consequences a war on the Korean peninsula could possibly bring. And most people (certainly including the current president) are completely unequipped to handle that much information and make that type of decision…

...and this is of interest why? He posited a moral dilemma on twitter and gets shit for merely daring to ask the question? Man people have become so f’in sensitive lately!!

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

You know, that’s actually one of the most misunderstood bible passages. People think that it implies that rich people can’t get into heaven or have a hard time of it. But it’s the result of a mistranslation. “Eye of a Needle” was the common ancient Hebrew  term used by Rabbis to describe the NY Giants defense.

US auto policies don’t go that high, you’d need a separate umbrella policy to cover losses above $500k. This plan includes more insurance than most Americans probably purchase.

Am I missing something? Seems like it means you don’t have to have auto insurance, the $600 covers insurance as well?

coach Steve Lavin found himself with only seven scholarship players available

Rasheed Wallace was good at basketball though.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Counterpoint: Tiger Woods is old and his back is fucked up and he will never win another significant golf tournament, never mind a major.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”

This is what happens when a bunch of old dudes want to get in a dick-measuring contest, but no one wants to actually drop their drawers and show off their dead flaccid wieners.

Let’s not exploit this politically. I’ll just send my thoughts and prayers instead.

Every time I read a quote from Kyrie I become more convinced that he never actually set foot in a classroom at Duke

“...his entire vocabulary of multisyllabic words is operated by a lotto machine.”

The only reason why NJ offered $7bil in credits is because they had nothing else to offer. Those people that offer the biggest credits usually have nothing else to offer so they go big on something they might have.

Right because Uber makes any sense at all. Sorry man, I have an MBA, and Uber’s valuation is baffling. People are setting fire to barrels of money in the hope that somehow they will eventually manage to remove the human element (drivers) and build a giant fleet of autonomous cars while also staying ahead of everybody…

Real estate brokers, working in cahoots with banks and governments, redlined the country and kept segregation going even until now. In short, nobody cares what you think.

This is what’s happening. Her husband works from home. I guarantee this woman doesn’t fart in the presence of her husband. Her husband has put her on this pedestal to where she feels she can’t shit in her own house. Instead, she goes out for a “jog.”